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Local Breakbeat Enthusiast Attempts to Redefine Jungle, Becomes the King of Genre Semantics
VANCOUVER, BC — In a shocking display of internet musicology, a self-proclaimed "historically accurate" breakbeat enthusiast has once...
Crimmu$
Mar 62 min read
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Garage & Techno Tracks That Perfectly Conceal Your Hangover Shits
Vancouver, BC — The morning after a heinous night out requires strategy. You’re fragile, your stomach is an active crime scene, and the...
Crimmu$
Mar 42 min read
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"It’s Not Trance, I Swear": One Girl’s Struggle to Admit She Loves 138 BPM Euphoria
Emma had a secret. A deep, shameful secret she couldn't admit to her closest friends. No, she wasn’t hiding a criminal past or a...
Crimmu$
Mar 42 min read
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Confused Raver Accidentally Says “Jungle” at Drum & Bass Night, Still Not Sure What the Difference Is
VANCOUVER, BC — Local raver Kyle Thompson found himself in a moment of existential crisis last Saturday after mistakenly referring to a...
Crimmu$
Feb 271 min read
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SAF Interview with StarGirl
1️⃣ The Name StarGirl How did you come up with the name StarGirl ? Did you realize at the time how catchy and memorable it would be?...
SAF
Feb 245 min read
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SAFVR01: The First Installment
Step into the world of SAFVR with the first instalment of this immersive series. In this 14-minute VR DJ set, I kicked things off with...
SAF
Feb 41 min read
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SAF'S FIRST ANNUAL SOUND CLASH
RSVP 4 DISCOUNTED TICKETS What is a Soundclash? A sound clash is a musical competition where opposing sound systems battle to win over...
SAF
Feb 43 min read
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Festival Innovates New Way to Exploit Musicians & Artists: Public Begging for a Chance to Be Ignored
In a bold new effort to extract free promo from DJs and producers, music festivals worldwide are now requiring applicants to humiliate...
Crimmu$
Jan 304 min read
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Bloom’s Taxonomy for Hiring the Boldest Artist Manager
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS SATIRE Want to work with someone who dreams of being the next Quincy Jones but still struggles to tell a G chord from...
Crimmu$
Jan 212 min read

A Word with Mat The Alien & Cardvell
Since the age of 14, Mat has been mixing, scratching, and crafting beats across countless genres and styles—but with one constant: heavy...
SAF
Jan 205 min read
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The Paradox of Choice: Are We Watching, or Just Browsing?
In an era where streaming platforms dominate our downtime, one might assume the promise of endless content at our fingertips would lead...
Crimmu$
Jan 192 min read
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Lineups by Numbers: How EDM’s Biggest Festivals Are Automating Curation
The mainstream EDM industry thrives on predictability . Festivals like Ultra and Tomorrowland are no longer just cultural...
SAF
Nov 19, 20242 min read


An Interview W/ DJ.MC & FRIGID
Chicago’s South Side DJ and producer DJ.Mc has cultivated a deep-rooted passion for music since childhood, tracing his musical journey...
SAF
Oct 29, 20246 min read


The Infamous Fabriclive.37 Mix
Today, we're diving back into the annals of electronic music history to revisit a legendary DJ mix from 2007 that played a pivotal role...
SAF
Feb 12, 20249 min read
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Navigating Mainstream Tides: Flowdan & Skrillex Compromising the Underground Ethos
Skrillex on a table; supposedly djing Introduction: In the realm of UK dubstep, where sonic landscapes echo the subversive heartbeat of...
SAF
Feb 5, 20243 min read
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The Untold Story of Wipeout's Trailblazing Soundtrack
In the pulsating realm of futuristic gaming, Wipeout emerged as a trailblazer, not only redefining anti-gravity racing but also...
SAF
Jan 23, 20244 min read
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