LARGE SAF Fanny Pack – Hands-Free, Full Chaos Mode
Sling it, strap it, stunt it—this Safe as Fuck Fanny Pack is built for movement, mischief, and making statements. Whether you're raving, roaming, or running from responsibilities, this pack keeps your essentials locked down while keeping your style loud and unapologetic.
Rock it at a festival, on the streets, or while finessing your way past security—because when you’re living life hands-free, anything is possible.
Perfect For:
🔥 Raves & festivals – hands-free = hands in the air
🛹 Streetwear & everyday flex – built for bold fits
🎒 Adventurers on the move – stash essentials, keep it light
🎁 A+ gifting – birthdays, holidays, or just to stunt on your friends
Features:
✅ 100% Polyester Canvas – soft, lightweight & durable
✅ Vibrant, crisp prints – won’t fade under neon lights
✅ Adjustable waist belt – wear it waist-side, crossbody, or slung low
✅ Spacious compartments – stash what matters
✅ Compact size (8" x 9" x 4") – big enough for the essentials, small enough to stay out of the way
Care Instructions:
🧼 Step 1: Remove all highly questionable items before cleaning
🧼 Step 2: Spot clean with mild soap & water
🧼 Step 3: Keep out of direct sunlight when drying (unless you wanna speed-run fadecore)
🚀 Safe as Fuck. Hands-free. Zero excuses. 🚀
💰 Pricing (CAD):
 

$39.99 CAD – Standard edition
$49.99 CAD – Exclusive colorways / collabs